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Laura McConnell's avatar

I know nothing of these politics and I still loved this

C. Jacobs's avatar

Laura, thanks so much for reading it and giving it some of your time, especially with so much of it probably being about as relatable as hearing about another planet. I really appreciate it. Hopefully there was a chuckle or more in there too for a little levity. Thanks again.

Adam's avatar
Jul 8Edited

Hahaha! This was great. You know, I never took to the guy and had I been involved would have DEFINITELY done oppo on him. He reminds me of every single date-raping AH that I've ever known by dint of unwanted association.

I went to school with those guys, worked with those guys, was in bands with those guys and even joined a Marine Corps that attracted those guys. Life continually introduced me to those guys, forced me to interact with them, but I never accepted them. I avoided them as much as possible.

Then Platner appeared with 4, 5, 6, and more emails per day asking for money. I knew him first time I laid eyes on him. Nope. Back to the oyster beds you. GTFOH! Hahaha! Now him sleep wit de oysters!

C. Jacobs's avatar

Adam, as always, thank you so much for reading and supporting my work with likes and restacks. I always look forward to your comments but this one just about had me on the floor. 🤣🤣🤣💀

Yeah, honestly, I keep saying that Maine isn't my state and if that's who their voters thought they wanted, if he could beat Collins and do some good in the Senate, cool. However, some of his other scandals I wasn't even aware of until working up this piece tonight. That Nazi tattoo alone was enough to leave me skeptical. I've been young too and made mistakes but I've never marked by body with insignias from a fascist army "by mistake." His state's voters accepted his explanation and apology but I was skeptical and quietly hoped I'd be wrong. Turns out my skepticism was warranted.

Adam's avatar

You're most welcome CJ. Until next time my friend.

Yamuna Ramachandran's avatar

Maybe he’s not everyone’s favorite guy but Dennis Kucinich once said at the debates when asked about electability, “I’m electable if you vote for me!”

I suppose that’s what it boils down to. Clearly, anyone is electable as we see today.

C. Jacobs's avatar

It's funny that you mention Kucinich because I remember some of his policy positions being interesting. Alas, he was too much Richie Cunningham and not enough Fonzie so, "ayyyyyy" he had to go. Thanks so much for checking this piece and leaving a thoughtful comment. I appreciate it.

Jen Snyder's avatar

This was fantastic Claude.

P.S. I would absolutely be on board for HCR to run🙌🏻

C. Jacobs's avatar

Jen, thanks so much. I appreciate your continued support of my writing. If HCR did accept the nomination, I hope she’d lean more into the progressive New Deal policy stands she writes favorably about in her work. We need them. Thanks, again.

Chris Resists's avatar

C. Jacobs -- this is an outstanding essay. I love it. I will be boosting it, and cherry picking out some of your clever jabs for quoted restacks. ❤️

C. Jacobs's avatar

Oh wow, Chris. Thank you so much, man! I appreciate it. Thanks for reading it, showing it love and giving the piece a boost. Please cruise Rant’s archive if ever you’ve got time and see if anything else resonates too. Thanks again!

Combative Chihuahua's avatar

my vote is decided by my rationalized emotions

C. Jacobs's avatar

As it well should be. It's more of this rational approach to electing officials that this country needs, and less of the empty celebrity that passes for election consideration. Thanks for giving this post your time CC. I appreciate it and your comment.